{"id":5049,"date":"2020-09-29T13:56:44","date_gmt":"2020-09-29T17:56:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=5049"},"modified":"2020-09-29T13:56:44","modified_gmt":"2020-09-29T17:56:44","slug":"more-weird-carrots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2020\/09\/29\/more-weird-carrots\/","title":{"rendered":"more weird carrots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When we unpacked last week&#8217;s box, Doug spotted this carrot and said, &#8220;I guess it dresses to the left. &#8221;\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t know what that meant until some years ago I was watching a movie, in which there was a scene with the main character going to a proper tailor for the first time.\u00a0 The tailor asked him, &#8220;which side do you dress?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/09\/DLZ_1748-scaled.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5050\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/09\/DLZ_1748-500x349.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/09\/DLZ_1748-500x349.jpeg 500w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/09\/DLZ_1748-1024x714.jpeg 1024w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/09\/DLZ_1748-200x139.jpeg 200w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/09\/DLZ_1748-768x535.jpeg 768w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/09\/DLZ_1748-1536x1071.jpeg 1536w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/09\/DLZ_1748-2048x1428.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When we unpacked last week&#8217;s box, Doug spotted this carrot and said, &#8220;I guess it dresses to the left. &#8221;\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t know what that meant until some years ago I was watching a movie, in which there was a scene with the main character going to a proper tailor for the first time.\u00a0 The &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2020\/09\/29\/more-weird-carrots\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">more weird carrots<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5049"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5049\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5051,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5049\/revisions\/5051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}