{"id":5043,"date":"2020-09-22T15:48:33","date_gmt":"2020-09-22T19:48:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=5043"},"modified":"2020-09-22T15:48:33","modified_gmt":"2020-09-22T19:48:33","slug":"siamese-carrots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2020\/09\/22\/siamese-carrots\/","title":{"rendered":"siamese carrots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a few months using Imperfect Foods, the only thing that seems to be consistently &#8220;imperfect&#8221; is carrots.\u00a0 They&#8217;re giant, or weirdly shaped, or&#8211;in this case&#8211;have 3 carrots grow from one top. Still taste good, though.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/09\/DLZ_1682-scaled.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5044\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/09\/DLZ_1682-500x333.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/09\/DLZ_1682-500x333.jpeg 500w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/09\/DLZ_1682-1024x683.jpeg 1024w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/09\/DLZ_1682-200x133.jpeg 200w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/09\/DLZ_1682-768x512.jpeg 768w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/09\/DLZ_1682-1536x1024.jpeg 1536w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/09\/DLZ_1682-2048x1365.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a few months using Imperfect Foods, the only thing that seems to be consistently &#8220;imperfect&#8221; is carrots.\u00a0 They&#8217;re giant, or weirdly shaped, or&#8211;in this case&#8211;have 3 carrots grow from one top. Still taste good, though. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5043"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5045,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5043\/revisions\/5045"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}