{"id":4828,"date":"2020-05-27T18:00:39","date_gmt":"2020-05-27T22:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=4828"},"modified":"2020-05-27T18:00:39","modified_gmt":"2020-05-27T22:00:39","slug":"butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2020\/05\/27\/butt\/","title":{"rendered":"butt&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got a package today from my friend Pat. Normally, Doug and I put packages in quarantine, but we were both curious so I opened it. Inside was a package of cat butt magnets and a book about farts, and a note from Pat wishing me a happy late birthday.\u00a0 Because Pat is awesome.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/05\/IMG_20200527_152655-scaled.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4829\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/05\/IMG_20200527_152655-500x415.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/05\/IMG_20200527_152655-500x415.jpeg 500w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/05\/IMG_20200527_152655-1024x850.jpeg 1024w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/05\/IMG_20200527_152655-200x166.jpeg 200w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/05\/IMG_20200527_152655-768x638.jpeg 768w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/05\/IMG_20200527_152655-1536x1275.jpeg 1536w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/05\/IMG_20200527_152655-2048x1700.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got a package today from my friend Pat. Normally, Doug and I put packages in quarantine, but we were both curious so I opened it. Inside was a package of cat butt magnets and a book about farts, and a note from Pat wishing me a happy late birthday.\u00a0 Because Pat is awesome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4828"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4828\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4830,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4828\/revisions\/4830"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}