{"id":4639,"date":"2020-02-14T18:33:04","date_gmt":"2020-02-14T23:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=4639"},"modified":"2020-02-14T18:33:04","modified_gmt":"2020-02-14T23:33:04","slug":"alarmist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2020\/02\/14\/alarmist\/","title":{"rendered":"alarmist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A warning on the dash of my rental.\u00a0 Cracked me up.\u00a0 First of all, it&#8217;s not so cold that an alarm is necessitated&#8211;we&#8217;re still in double digits after all.\u00a0 Second,\u00a0 I have just been out in the cold before I got in the car, so I&#8217;m well aware that it&#8217;s cold out (though I realize I could conceivably be in a garage).\u00a0 Third, what exactly does the car expect me to do about this???<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/02\/2020-02-14-17.48.01-scaled.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4640\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/02\/2020-02-14-17.48.01-375x500.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/02\/2020-02-14-17.48.01-375x500.jpeg 375w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/02\/2020-02-14-17.48.01-768x1024.jpeg 768w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/02\/2020-02-14-17.48.01-150x200.jpeg 150w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/02\/2020-02-14-17.48.01-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/02\/2020-02-14-17.48.01-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/02\/2020-02-14-17.48.01-scaled.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A warning on the dash of my rental.\u00a0 Cracked me up.\u00a0 First of all, it&#8217;s not so cold that an alarm is necessitated&#8211;we&#8217;re still in double digits after all.\u00a0 Second,\u00a0 I have just been out in the cold before I got in the car, so I&#8217;m well aware that it&#8217;s cold out (though I realize &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2020\/02\/14\/alarmist\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">alarmist<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4639"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4641,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4639\/revisions\/4641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}