{"id":2781,"date":"2016-10-27T18:59:05","date_gmt":"2016-10-27T22:59:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=2781"},"modified":"2016-10-27T19:06:07","modified_gmt":"2016-10-27T23:06:07","slug":"birthday-treat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2016\/10\/27\/birthday-treat\/","title":{"rendered":"birthday treat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is my coworker Dianne&#8217;s birthday. \u00a0My other coworker Cora made her a donut board (no, she did not invent this idea&#8230;apparently, it&#8217;s a thing). \u00a0Cora and I decided it would be funny\u00a0if one of the donuts had a big bite out of it, so of course I was happy to oblige.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2782\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/10\/DSCN0688-500x415.jpg\" alt=\"dscn0688\" width=\"500\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/10\/DSCN0688-500x415.jpg 500w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/10\/DSCN0688-200x166.jpg 200w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/10\/DSCN0688-768x638.jpg 768w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/10\/DSCN0688-1024x851.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is my coworker Dianne&#8217;s birthday. \u00a0My other coworker Cora made her a donut board (no, she did not invent this idea&#8230;apparently, it&#8217;s a thing). \u00a0Cora and I decided it would be funny\u00a0if one of the donuts had a big bite out of it, so of course I was happy to oblige.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2781"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2781\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2784,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2781\/revisions\/2784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}