{"id":2381,"date":"2016-03-05T17:55:58","date_gmt":"2016-03-05T22:55:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=2381"},"modified":"2016-03-05T17:55:58","modified_gmt":"2016-03-05T22:55:58","slug":"blue-lobster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2016\/03\/05\/blue-lobster\/","title":{"rendered":"blue lobster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(with apologies to Bobby Vinton)<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s a bluuuuuuuue lobster \u00a0(ooo ooo ooo)<br \/>\nBluer than\u00a0ocean was his shell<br \/>\nI know you&#8217;re thinking &#8220;what the hell.&#8221;<br \/>\nNot from Mars.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2382\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/03\/DSCN9012-500x375.jpg\" alt=\"DSCN9012\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/03\/DSCN9012-500x375.jpg 500w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/03\/DSCN9012-200x150.jpg 200w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/03\/DSCN9012-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/03\/DSCN9012-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(with apologies to Bobby Vinton) He&#8217;s a bluuuuuuuue lobster \u00a0(ooo ooo ooo) Bluer than\u00a0ocean was his shell I know you&#8217;re thinking &#8220;what the hell.&#8221; Not from Mars.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2381"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2383,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2381\/revisions\/2383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}