{"id":1139,"date":"2012-11-05T16:05:21","date_gmt":"2012-11-05T16:05:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2012\/11\/05\/squeezed_flat\/"},"modified":"2012-11-05T16:05:21","modified_gmt":"2012-11-05T16:05:21","slug":"squeezed_flat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2012\/11\/05\/squeezed_flat\/","title":{"rendered":"squeezed flat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I always give in and open up a new tube of toothpaste, while Doug will continue to use the old one and squeeze every bit out of it. this time, for no logical reason, I was determined to outlast him. And I did. Ha! (these are the things that keep a marriage alive, you know.)<\/p>\n<div><\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/lis_project_365\/assets_c\/2012\/11\/DSCN2643-6597.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/lis_project_365\/assets_c\/2012\/11\/DSCN2643-thumb-512x384-6597.jpg\" width=\"512\" height=\"384\" alt=\"November 5 2012\" class=\"mt-image-none\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always give in and open up a new tube of toothpaste, while Doug will continue to use the old one and squeeze every bit out of it. this time, for no logical reason, I was determined to outlast him. And I did. Ha! (these are the things that keep a marriage alive, you know.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}