“Now then, there are some things I don’t like the looks of, even though I know what they are. Sliced tomatoes. I just don’t care for the way they look. Looks like a little pink bicycle tire, you know? Well, I don’t eat bicycle tires. Why should I eat a little pink one? The real trouble with tomatoes- sliced tomatoes, especially- is that they don’t look like they’re finished developing yet. You know, looks like they’re still in the larva stage. There’s thousands of seeds in there and a whole bunch of jelly-looking stuff, man! ” –George Carlin
