{"id":796,"date":"2012-04-25T20:41:36","date_gmt":"2012-04-25T20:41:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2012\/04\/25\/dear_water_heater\/"},"modified":"2012-04-25T20:41:36","modified_gmt":"2012-04-25T20:41:36","slug":"dear_water_heater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2012\/04\/25\/dear_water_heater\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear water heater"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear water heater,<\/p>\n<p>This was not a good time for you to have your little meltdown.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/doug_project_365\/assets_c\/2012\/04\/DCL_0517-5704.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/doug_project_365\/assets_c\/2012\/04\/DCL_0517-thumb-700x464-5704.jpg\" alt=\"DCL_0517.JPG\" class=\"mt-image-none\" height=\"464\" width=\"700\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<br \/>The Management <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear water heater, This was not a good time for you to have your little meltdown. Sincerely,The Management<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}