{"id":3477,"date":"2019-10-22T17:34:03","date_gmt":"2019-10-22T21:34:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/?p=3477"},"modified":"2019-10-22T17:34:03","modified_gmt":"2019-10-22T21:34:03","slug":"dead-pool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2019\/10\/22\/dead-pool\/","title":{"rendered":"Dead pool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The building I work in sent my company this lovely orchid for, I dunno, continuing to pay rent or something? Considering how dry it gets in the office especially in the winter, my coworkers are placing bets on how long it lasts. Yes, we&#8217;ve started a dead pool for a plant.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/10\/2019-10-22-08.57.55-e1571779965241.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3478\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/10\/2019-10-22-08.57.55-e1571779965241-450x600.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/10\/2019-10-22-08.57.55-e1571779965241-450x600.jpg 450w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/10\/2019-10-22-08.57.55-e1571779965241-150x200.jpg 150w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/10\/2019-10-22-08.57.55-e1571779965241-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/10\/2019-10-22-08.57.55-e1571779965241-1200x1600.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 85vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The building I work in sent my company this lovely orchid for, I dunno, continuing to pay rent or something? Considering how dry it gets in the office especially in the winter, my coworkers are placing bets on how long it lasts. Yes, we&#8217;ve started a dead pool for a plant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3477"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3477\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3479,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3477\/revisions\/3479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}