{"id":1449,"date":"2015-04-14T18:28:29","date_gmt":"2015-04-14T22:28:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/?p=1449"},"modified":"2015-04-17T18:30:58","modified_gmt":"2015-04-17T22:30:58","slug":"missing-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2015\/04\/14\/missing-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Missing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s this? A horrible ironic incident in which I cut off an entire finger of my new cut-proof gloves? No, it just turned inside out when I took it off. And that&#8217;s carrot juice, not blood.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2015\/04\/DCL_3478.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1450\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2015\/04\/DCL_3478-600x399.jpg\" alt=\"DCL_3478\" width=\"600\" height=\"399\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2015\/04\/DCL_3478-600x399.jpg 600w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2015\/04\/DCL_3478-200x133.jpg 200w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2015\/04\/DCL_3478-1600x1063.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s this? A horrible ironic incident in which I cut off an entire finger of my new cut-proof gloves? No, it just turned inside out when I took it off. And that&#8217;s carrot juice, not blood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1449"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1451,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1449\/revisions\/1451"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}