{"id":1421,"date":"2015-03-28T16:02:31","date_gmt":"2015-03-28T20:02:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/?p=1421"},"modified":"2015-03-28T16:02:31","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T20:02:31","slug":"breakage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2015\/03\/28\/breakage\/","title":{"rendered":"Breakage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hard-shelled winter lobster: 1; old, cheap kitchen shears: 0.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2015\/03\/DCL_3459.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1422\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2015\/03\/DCL_3459-600x400.jpg\" alt=\"DCL_3459\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2015\/03\/DCL_3459-600x400.jpg 600w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2015\/03\/DCL_3459-200x133.jpg 200w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2015\/03\/DCL_3459-1600x1067.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(If you&#8217;re not seeing it, the handle broke and they&#8217;re now pretty painful to use)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hard-shelled winter lobster: 1; old, cheap kitchen shears: 0. (If you&#8217;re not seeing it, the handle broke and they&#8217;re now pretty painful to use)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1421"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1421\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1423,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1421\/revisions\/1423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}