{"id":133,"date":"2009-05-09T13:24:07","date_gmt":"2009-05-09T13:24:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2009\/05\/09\/may_9\/"},"modified":"2009-05-09T13:24:07","modified_gmt":"2009-05-09T13:24:07","slug":"may_9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2009\/05\/09\/may_9\/","title":{"rendered":"May 9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know how, in a certain genre of crime movies, the evil-but-likeable villain kills somebody in a motel room, and stuffs the body into a plastic trash bag in the shower?<br \/><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/doug_project_365\/assets_c\/2009\/05\/DCL_3221-790.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/doug_project_365\/assets_c\/2009\/05\/DCL_3221-thumb-300x451-790.jpg\" alt=\"DCL_3221.JPG\" class=\"mt-image-none\" width=\"300\" height=\"451\" \/><\/a><\/span><br \/>Our master bath&#8217;s shower has had this trash bag in it for the past few days (full of dated wallpaper, not body parts, I promise) and I can&#8217;t help but think of that kind of movie every time I see it. <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know how, in a certain genre of crime movies, the evil-but-likeable villain kills somebody in a motel room, and stuffs the body into a plastic trash bag in the shower?Our master bath&#8217;s shower has had this trash bag in it for the past few days (full of dated wallpaper, not body parts, I promise) &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2009\/05\/09\/may_9\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;May 9&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}