{"id":1306,"date":"2015-01-12T19:35:21","date_gmt":"2015-01-13T00:35:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/?p=1306"},"modified":"2015-01-12T19:35:46","modified_gmt":"2015-01-13T00:35:46","slug":"how-convenient","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2015\/01\/12\/how-convenient\/","title":{"rendered":"How convenient"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have to thank Verizon for delivering these phone books on trash day, so I could easily put them in the same place we&#8217;ve put all our other phone books: in the recycle bin.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2015\/01\/2015-01-12-07.10.01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1307\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2015\/01\/2015-01-12-07.10.01-600x338.jpg\" alt=\"2015-01-12 07.10.01\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2015\/01\/2015-01-12-07.10.01-600x338.jpg 600w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2015\/01\/2015-01-12-07.10.01-200x113.jpg 200w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2015\/01\/2015-01-12-07.10.01-1600x901.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have to thank Verizon for delivering these phone books on trash day, so I could easily put them in the same place we&#8217;ve put all our other phone books: in the recycle bin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1306"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1310,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306\/revisions\/1310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}