Chicken

This is the chicken who lives on my desk. She was part of the gag birthday gifts from my coworkers when I turned 40. (I have no idea why she’s holding a golden egg / football.) We’re moving offices, and I think she’ll fit into one of the boxes, as packing material if nothing else, and continue to be a quirky co-occupant of my space in the new office.

 

Cracked

Some technologically advanced items work fine with small issues. Other lower-tech items are made useless by the smallest defect. Like this stove igniter with a crack in its ceramic insulator.